Long Live John Howard

Prime Minister Howard was indeed the greatest leader the world has ever seen.

The Bloody D.O.W.A.T.

• Horror movies
• Children of the Corn is a horrible movie
• I love All Hallows Eve

The Acks Rover in the Outback

This is how we get around out here

Bimby rescue operation update...

Crikey, Bimby can go! We've been at for ten days tryin to catch her. We chased her all the way down to Perth, believe it or not, snappin' pictures of her all the way there. She's such a beautiful animal. Anyway, I was able to bag her at playground. Just in the nick of time too, if I wasn't there she might of ended up havin' a feed on one of the local anklebiters runnin' around. The Alamo kept insisting we use the rhino tranqs, but I don't believe in usin' stuff like that. I might of gotten myself into a bit of a dust up, but Bimby's good, real good. She's actually sleepin' in the back of the Acks rover as we take her back to the zoo.

D.O.W.A.T.

I've decided to hold DOWAT as often as I want now, condsidering I am a man of many thoughts. So here is the second installment.

• Tom Cruise
• Al Gore is a fatty
• Little girls bother me
• I like phone booths
• I want to go on an expedition
• I want a vacation
• I need a new flat
• I need a new telephone
• I need to go to sleep

Now bugger off

Danger...danger...danger

Crikey, what a day! I'm actually on a plane right now flying back to Sydney. I was suppose to be takin' care of a problem jaguar today, but my good mate Charlie, or as you all know him "Don't muck with it", informed me that Bimbi escaped from her cage. She's such a dangerous breed, its a miracle know one's been hurt. Apparently, Don't muck with it released the crocodile we caught yesterday into a lagoon, and Bimbi, who is in the enclosure next door, felt threatened, so when an Acks Zoo employee opened her cage, she made a run for it...she's a cute little shiela, but if she gets out in the open, she can make cheetah speed. ya see, Bimbi is a rare spotted mountain wallaby. They're native to Indochina, and pose a significant threat to the local population. The Australian government is urging me to come back home to deal with this situation, so I'm going to have to say good by to the gorgeous Orinoco River Valley for now. I'll be meetin' with Prime Minister Howard when I land so we can figure out what to do next.

Big Cat diaries...Matt Acks style!

I'll be lookin' for this little fella tomorrow